1.) You own an excessive number of yoga pants/leggings.
2.) You have a favorite brand of dry shampoo.
3.) You have MANY articles of clothing from Target. I mean, where else do you shop?
4.) Your brain is crowded with every word from The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site, but you aren’t sure when the last time you washed your kitchen floor was.
5.) You have many Pinterest boards about various birthday party themes.
6.) You know the schedule on PBS, Nickelodeon, or Disney Channel by memory.
7.) Holidays are a giant mixture of fun and stress over the amount of fun everyone is having.
8.) Yes, you have eaten a meal consisting of chicken nuggets, Froot Loops, and a graham cracker, thank you very much.
9.) You wish there was a drive through for LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
10.) You feel joy from small things: a new dish sponge, a meal someone else cooked, and the biggest small thing of all: your little one’s affectionate hug, kiss, or even smile!
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